Tadpoles and Pinheads
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Last Monday, Dec 31, I finally decided to pay my brother a visit in the hospital he is currently working in. It’s judgment day to see whether I’m shooting blanks or not. I had a sperm test(or whatever you call that test.)
The volume is fine at around 2ml. Total sperm count is good but when subjected to test, here’s the findings.
1. There are more pinheads than tadpoles. What’s the difference? Sperms should always look like tadpoles. It’s like a head with a tail. Only tadpoles can fertilize an egg as pinheads are just lampayatot. It is also important that tadpoles be the first to reach the egg.
2. After 1 hour, a significant percentage of the sperms are no longer moving. They must be dead already.
3. After 2 hours, there’s less and less.
There are several reasons attributed to this. One is stress and another is lack of vitamins. In this time, I would say that stress is the main reason. I’m not eating that much, too. I also lack sleep and haven’t been taking milk as of late. So it’s a wake up call for me. I need to take care of myself.
Hey, doing the test wasn’t easy. It’s my first time to do that kind test. It’s specially harder to jack-off is hospital toilet just to provide the sperm! Jacking-off, when not in mood is harder than you think. That’s what I’m telling you. Maybe if you are maniac, that would be easy. But I’m not…. oh well, just a little.
Don’t forget… DONT’ JACK-OFF WHEN YOU ARE HUNGRY!